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The Magic Path (6 September 1969) - Jimmy , Soundtrack (performer: "I Wish We Could Be Back Home")
The Wheely Bird (13 September 1969) - Jimmy , Soundtrack (performer: "How Lucky I Am")
The Birthday Party (18 September 1969) - Jimmy , Soundtrack (performer: "We Give Wishes Away")
Show Biz Witch (20 September 1969) - Jimmy , Soundtrack (performer: "Pronouns")
The Mechanical Boy (27 September 1969) - Jimmy , Soundtrack (performer: "(I'm a) Mechanical Boy")
The Stand-in (4 October 1969) - Jimmy , Soundtrack (performer: "Beautiful Me, Loves Beautiful You")
The Golden Key (11 October 1969) - Jimmy , Soundtrack (performer: "The End of the Road")
Box Kite Kaper (25 October 1969) - Jimmy
You Can't Have Your Cake (1 November 1969) - Jimmy
The Horse with the Golden Throat (8 November 1969) - Jimmy
Dinner for Two Please Orson (15 November 1969) - Jimmy
Flute, Book and Candle (22 November 1969) - Jimmy , Soundtrack (performer: "The Moment That I Saw Your Face")
A Tooth for a Tooth (6 December 1969) - Jimmy
The Visiting Witch (13 December 1969) - Jimmy
The Almost Election of Mayor Witchiepoo (20 December 1969) - Jimmy , Soundtrack (performer: "Pufnstuf for Mayor')
Whaddya Mean the Horse Gets the Girl? (27 December 1969) - Jimmy
Jimmy Who? (3 January 1970) - Jimmy , Soundtrack (performer: "We Give Wishes Away", "The Moment That I Saw Your Face", "(I'm a) Mechanical Boy")

"The Liberace Show" (1 episode)

Episode #1.1 (16 May 1969) - Himself

"Dee Time" (1 episode)

Episode #1.117 (24 March 1969) - Himself

"Thirty-Minute Theatre" (1 episode)

First Confession (20 February 1969) - Jackie

"Armchair Theatre" (1 episode)

A Foot in the Door (13 January 1969) - Schoolboy

"The Harry Secombe Show" (1 episode)

Episode #1.0 (25 December 1968) - Actor

"Sir Arthur Conan Doyle" (1 episode)

The Black Doctor (2 April 1967) - Jacky Finch

"Z Cars" (3 episodes )

You Want 'Em - You Find 'Em: Part 1 (20 March 1967) - Jimmy Fulton
You Want 'Em - You Find 'Em: Part 2 (21 March 1967) - Jimmy Fulton
A Matter for Thought: Part 2 (30 July 1968) - Boy

"George and the Dragon" (1 episode)

Merry Christmas (24 December 1966) - Carol Singer

"The Wednesday Play" (1 episode)

A Game, Like, Only a Game (16 February 1966) - Peter

"Theatre 625" (2 episodes )

The Wesker Trilogy: I'm Talking About Jerusalem (6 February 1966) - Donny Simmonds
The Queen & the Welshman (10 April 1966) - Edmund Tudor

"Out of the Unknown" (1 episode)

Come Buttercup, Come Daisy, Come...? (8 November 1965) - Danny

Hello Jack Lyrics

kkayd1959 — Sat, 14 May 2011 07:35:33 CDT

This afternoon I had a funny urge to roam
An urge to take a sentimental trip back home
To walk the streets and see the folks I used to know
A sentimental journey just to say "hello"

Hello, hello, well hello, fellows
Hey Jim, hey Freddie, hey Mac
(How'd ya do? How'd ya do? How'd ya do?)
I waved and shouted "hello, fellows"
But no one said "hello, Jack"

I only said "hello;" did I say something wrong
Did they forget me, have I been away too long
I thought perhaps they didn't hear my sweet voice chime
I smiled and cleared my throat and tried it one more time

Hello, hello, well hello, fellows
Hey Jim, hey Freddie, hey Mac
(How'd ya do? How'd ya do? How'd ya do?)
I waved and shouted "hello, fellows"
But no one said "hello, Jack"

(They looked at him like he was from outer-space)
(Something real weird they couldn't handle)
(And as the salty tear drops rolled down his face)
(Into his beard and onto his sandals)

I turned the corner and I stepped into the past
I walked down my old street and I was home at last
The same old picket fence, the same old apple tree
I walked right in and shouted "Mum and Dad, it's me!"

Hello, hello, well hello, hello
Hey, Ma, it's me and I'm back
(How'd ya do? How'd ya do? How'd ya do?)
But from the way they came on, baby
You'd never know I'd been gone, baby
You'd never think I'd never been born, baby

I guess you just can't go
Back home to say "hello"
'Cause no one says "hello, Jack"

Hello, hello, well hello
(How'd ya do? How'd ya do? How'd ya do?)
Hello, hello, well hello
(How'd ya do? How'd ya do? How'd ya do?)

Spoken: That's nice, that is. You travel a hundred miles to come and see you're mum and dad in their little house. And what do they do? They won't even talk to you. That's nice, that is. I think I'll go back to where I came from. (fade)

Beggar Boy Lyrics

jackwildrice — Sat, 30 Apr 2011 11:00:17 CDT

Spare a copper for me, mister
I support and ailing sister
For you see, I'm just a beggar boy

I can dance or do an 'andstand
Conjure up a one-man-band
For you see, I'm just a beggar boy

Well, I never had a home
Just the pavement that I roam
Dad went off to sea and Mother died
Sister once supported me
She's in the infirmary -- help me
Buy her this and that
Put a penny in me hat
There's the hat, sir
Over on the side
(Thank you, sir)

Just right now I'll entertain you
With my spoons, I will amaze you
For you see, I'm just a beggar boy

Well, I never had a home
Just the pavement that I roam
Dad went off to sea and Mother died
Sister once supported me
She's in the infirmary -- help me
Buy her this and that
Put a penny in me hat
There's the hat, sir
Over on the side

Once you've given, please make way, sir
(Thank you)
I must rake in all my pay, sir
For you see, I'm just a beggar boy

Well, I never had a home
Just the pavement that I roam
Dad went off to sea and Mother died
Sister once supported me
She's in the infirmary -- help me
Buy her this and that
Put a penny in me hat
There's the hat, sir
Over on the side

For you see, I'm just a beggar boy
Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da
(Thank you; appreciate it)
Da, da, dum, da, da, da, da
(God bless you, sir, thank you)

For you see, I'm just a beggar boy
Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da
(Thank you, madam, thank you)
Da, da, dum, da, da, da, da

For you see, I'm just a beggar boy
(fade)

Music

jackwildrice — Sat, 16 Oct 2010 19:08:25 CDT

The Jack Wild Album Sugar and Spice Early in the Morning Fish and Chips Some Beautiful Picture of You Wait for Summer Maxwell's Silver Hammer Melody When I'm 64 Lazy Sunday
Everything's Coming Up Roses The Na Na Song Apeman Takin' It Easy Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da Look What They Done to My Song, Ma (Holy Moses) Everything's Coming Up Roses Pushbike Song Cotton Candy Bring Yourself Back to Me Hello Jack
A Beautiful World A Beautiful World Punch and Judy Sweet, Sweet Lovin' Bird in the Hand The Lord Beggar Boy Songs of Freedom Being With You E.O.I.O. Bunny Bunny
I Need More Loving I Need More Loving For a Lifetime
Universal Song (no information supplied)
Working on It Night and Day (no information supplied)
Bill Bailey (no information supplied)

Apeman Lyrics

jackwildrice — Sat, 16 Oct 2010 19:08:07 CDT

I think I'm sophisticated 'cause I'm living my life like a good homo sapien
But all around me, everybody's multiplying and they're walking 'round like flies, man
So I'm no better than the animals sitting in the cages in the zoo, man
'Cause compared to the flowers and the birds and the trees, I am an apeman

I think I'm so educated and I'm so civilized 'cause I'm a strict vegetarian
I'm with the overpopulation and inflation and starvation and the crazy politicians
I don't feel safe in this world no more
I don't wanna die in a nuclear war
I wanna sail away to a distant shore
And make like an apeman

I'm an apeman
I'm an ape apeman
Well, I'm an apeman
I'm a King Kong man
I'm a voo-doo man
Well, I'm an apeman

'Cause compared to the sun that sits in the sky
Compared to the clouds as they roll by
Compared to the bugs and the spiders and flies
I am an apeman

In man's evolution, he's created the cities and the motor traffic cars
But give me half a chance and I'll be taking off my clothes and living in the jungle
But the only time that I feel at ease
Is swinging up and down in a coconut tree
Oh, what a life of luxury
To be like an apeman

I'm an apeman
I'm an ape apeman
Well, I'm an apeman
I'm a King Kong man
I'm a voo-doo man
Well, I'm an apeman

I look out the window, but I can't see the sky
'Cause the air pollution is a-fogging up my eyes
I wanna get out of this city alive
And make like an apeman

Come on and love me
Be my apeman girl
And we'd be so happy
In my apeman world

I'm an apeman
I'm an ape apeman
Well, I'm an apeman
I'm a King Kong man
I'm a voo-doo man
Well, I'm an apeman

I'll be your Tarzan, you'll be my Jane
I'll keep you warm, and you'll keep me sane
We'll sit in the trees and eat bananas all day
Just like an apeman

I'm an apeman
I'm an ape apeman
Well, I'm an apeman
I'm a King Kong man
I'm a voo-doo man
Well, I'm an apeman

I don't feel safe in this world no more
I don't wanna die in a nuclear war
I wanna sail away to a distant shore
And make like an apeman

E.O.I.O. Lyrics

jackwildrice — Sat, 16 Oct 2010 18:55:33 CDT

E.O.I.O.
Why, oh me, oh my-oh
E.O.I.O.
That's the way it goes

Look at the monkeys sitting in the trees
E.O.I.O.
Look at the fishes swimming in the sea
E.O.I.O.
Takin' it nice and easy from the morning 'til the night
And they're doing alright
Yes, they're doing alright

E.O.I.O.
Why, oh me, oh my-oh
E.O.I.O.
That's the way it goes

Look at the birdies flying in the sky
E.O.I.O.
Look at the flowers and the butterflies
E.O.I.O.
Takin' it nice and easy is the natural way
And they're doing okay
Yes, they're doing okay

E.O.I.O.
Why, oh me, oh my-oh
E.O.I.O.
That's the way it goes

E.O.I.O.
Why, oh me, oh my-oh
E.O.I.O.
That's the way it goes

E.O.I.O.
Why, oh me, oh my-oh
E.O.I.O.
That's the way it goes
(fade)

Bunny Bunny Lyrics

jackwildrice — Tue, 28 Sep 2010 05:12:43 CDT

Hey
How could you fail
The way you look
The way you wiggle your tail

Bunny Bunny looks at me
And I know, and I know I'm gonna be alright
Bunny Bunny looks at me
And I know I'm gonna be just like a rabbit tonight

Hey
Don't take to long
And, girl, don't you know
Only you turn me on

Bunny Bunny looks at me
And I know, and I know I'm gonna be alright
Bunny Bunny looks at me
And I know I'm gonna be just like a rabbit tonight
Whoo!

Bunny Bunny!
I said Bunny Bunny!
Bunny Bunny!
Thank you!

Bunny Bunny looks at me
And I know, and I know I'm gonna be alright
Bunny Bunny looks at me
And I know I'm gonna be just like a rabbit tonight

Bunny Bunny
I like the way you walk
Bunny Bunny
I like the way you talk
Bunny Bunny
The way you turn me on
Bunny Bunny
The way you wiggle your tail
Bunny Bunny
I love you, baby
Bunny Bunny
The way you talk to me
Bunny Bunny
(fade)

Songs of Freedom Lyrics

jackwildrice — Sun, 26 Sep 2010 18:34:18 CDT

With my hands in my pockets
And my pockets full of thoughts
In my thoughts, I see a future
A future better than now

As I walk a lonely highway
Just a highway full of dreams
In my dreams, I see a savior
And the savior is you and I

You gotta sing a song of freedom
Won't you sing it loud and clear
You must shout it from the highest hill
So everyone will hear

You gotta sing a song of freedom
Won't you sing it loud and clear
You gotta shout it from the highest hill
So everyone will hear

You gotta shout it from the highest hill
So everyone will hear

As I think about the people
Do the people realize
Realize that what we're doing
Makes it harder to survive

You gotta sing a song of freedom
Won't you sing it loud and clear
You gotta shout it from the highest hill
So everyone will hear

You gotta sing a song of freedom
Won't you sing it loud and clear
You must shout it from the highest hill
So everyone will hear

With my hands in my pockets
And my pockets full of thought
In my thoughts, I see a future
A future better than now
(fade out)

(fade in)
You gotta sing a song of freedom
Won't you sing it loud and clear
You gotta shout it from the highest hill
So everyone will hear

Alright, now
You gotta sing a song of freedom
Won't you sing it loud and clear
You gotta shout it from the highest hill
So everyone will hear

Come on, now
Sing a song of freedom
Won't you sing it loud and clear
You gotta shout it from the highest hill
So everyone will hear

Picture of You Lyrics

jackwildrice — Thu, 23 Sep 2010 07:50:38 CDT

Oi!
In the night,
There are sight to beseech.
Stars like
But, the only site I want of you
Is that wonderful picture of you.
On a street, car or in a cafe
All of the evening and most of the night
My mind is in a maze,
What can I do?
I still see that picture of you
It was that summer, I fell on love
My heart told me what to do,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
I saw you there on the,
And I saw that picture of you
Then you were gone, like a dream in the night
With you went my heart, my love and my life,
I didn’t know your name, what could I do?
I only had a picture of you,
It was that summer I fell in love
My heart told me what to do,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
I saw you there, on the,
And I saw that picture of you,
Then you were gone, like a dream in the night,
With you went, my heart, my love and my life,
I didn’t know your name, what could I do?
I only had a picture of you,
That wonderful picture of you
I still see that picture of you!

Fish and Chips Lyrics

jackwildrice — Thu, 23 Sep 2010 07:49:07 CDT

My Uncle `Enry's got a shop down the `Igh Street
With marble on the counter and a big glass door
My Uncle `Enry's very famous down the `Igh Street
So let me tell you what `e's very famous for.
`E found one day `is customers was getting' thin
They'd pass `'is fish and chip shop but they'd not go in
So Uncle stepped outside, threw back `is `ead and cried
In a voice as loud as sin……….Oh

`Addock or Cod or Sprats or `Ake,
Filleted Dover Sole
Kippers or Scampi, Plaice or Skate,
Mackerel by the shoal
I tell yer ev'rythin's fresh and newly fried
`Ot to the finger tips,
You've never eaten till you've tried
Ol' `Enry's Fish and Chips! Oi!

Well, Uncle `Enry soon attracted a crowd there,
All sorts of funny people like you never saw!
But when they `eard me Uncle shoutin' out aloud there,
They come to see what all the blinkin' noise was for.
From Acton Town to `Ackney Wick an' all around,
They flocked to Uncle's like it was a football ground.
A fish `e didn't sell, but still they paid `im well,
Just to `ear `is great new sound……….Oh!

`Addock or Cod or Sprats or `Ake,
Filleted Dover Sole
Kippers or Scampi, Plaice or Skate,
Mackerel by the shoal
I tell yer ev'rythin's fresh and newly fried
`Ot to the finger tips,
You've never eaten till you've tried
Ol' `Enry's Fish and Chips! Oi!

Soon Uncle `Enry was a signin' a contract
For `alf a dozen records an' TV an' all;
Not only that, but someone else `ad bin in contact
An' offered him a concert at the Albert `All
But Uncle wasn't bothered by `is rise to fame.
`E kept `is fish and chip shop going just the same,
Though NOW `e made `is cash, at `alf a crown a bash,
Singin' out `is old refrain……….Oh!

`Addock or Cod or Sprats or `Ake,
Filleted Dover Sole
Kippers or Scampi, Plaice or Skate,
Mackerel by the shoal
I tell yer ev'rythin's fresh and newly fried
`Ot to the finger tips,
You've never eaten till you've tried
Ol' `Enry's Fish and Chips! Oi!

Now Uncle `Enry's clientele, they inform us,
Includes eleven Ministers an' one MP.
Dukes and their Duchesses in numbers quite enormous,
An' chinless Debs `oo dend you up the family tree!
When questioned by reporters on `is great success
`E never makes a speech, `e Merely says "I guess
It's just because me voice is everybody's choice
Would you like to `ear it?" ………Yes!

(Spoken ) "I thought you might"
`Addock or Cod or Sprats or `Ake,
Filleted Dover Sole
Kippers or Scampi, Plaice or Skate,
Mackerel by the shoal
I tell yer ev'rythin's fresh and newly fried
`Ot to the finger tips,
You've never eaten till you've tried
Ol' `Enry's Fish and Chips! Oi!

(Fast)
`Addock or Cod or Sprats or `Ake,
Filleted Dover Sole
Kippers or Scampi, Plaice or Skate,
Mackerel by the shoal
I tell yer ev'rythin's fresh and newly fried
`Ot to the finger tips,
You've never eaten till you've tried
Ol' `Enry's Fish and Chips! Oi!

Ev'rythings fresh and newly fried Hot to the finger tips.
You've never eaten, Never, ever eaten,
Till you've tried those can't be beaten,
Uncle `Enry's Fish and Chips.

Sugar and Spice Lyrics

jackwildrice — Thu, 23 Sep 2010 07:48:54 CDT

Sugar is sweet
Just as sweet as rock candy
Spice is as nice as you wanna be

Add everything groovy
Stir it till you're filling groovy
Mix it with love
Blend it all together
Chase away the cloudy weather

Sugar and spice and everything groovy
Come on a magic carpet ride
Sugar and spice and everything groovy
Come on everybody
And give it a try

Make it real slow
Treat it oh-so-tenderly
Time for feeling good
Oh, can't you see?

Wait till you are ready
Wait till you're feeling ready
Mix it with love
Put in sugar and spice
Have yourself a sunshine slice

Sugar and spice and everything groovy
Come on a magic carpet ride
Sugar and spice and everything groovy
Come on everybody
And give it a try

Whoa

Sugar and spice and everything groovy
Come on a magic carpet ride
Sugar and spice and everything groovy
Come on everybody
And give it a try

Bill Bailey Lyrics

jackwildrice — Thu, 23 Sep 2010 07:46:34 CDT

Won't you come home, Bill Bailey
Won't you come home
I've cried the whole night long
I'll do the cooking, honey
I'll pay the rent
I know I've done you wrong
Remember that rainy evening
You went away
With nothing but a fine-toothed comb
Well, I know I'm to blame
Well, ain't that a shame
Bill Bailey, won't you please come home

Won't you come home, Bill Bailey
Won't you come home
I cried the whole night long
I'll do the cooking, honey
I'll pay the rent
I know I've done you wrong
Remember that rainy evening
You went away
With nothing but a fine-toothed comb
Well, I know I'm to blame
Oh, ain't that a shame
Bill Bailey, won't you please come home

All together!

Won't you come home, Bill Bailey
Won't you come home
I cried the whole night long
I'll do the cooking, honey
I'll pay the rent
I know I've done you wrong
Remember that rainy evening
You went away
With nothing but a fine-toothed comb
Well, I know I'm to blame
Well, ain't that a shame
Bill Bailey, won't you please come home

Well, I know I'm to blame
Well, ain't that a shame
Bill Bailey, won't you please come home

Punch and Judy Lyrics

jackwildrice — Thu, 23 Sep 2010 07:40:00 CDT

I know something about our love
That maybe you ought to know
It's like a Punch and Judy show
Mmm

You knock me on the head for something
I might have said, oh no
It's like a Punch and Judy show
Mmmhmm

Creeping up on me, you go cackling on
All day long
To all the kids on the block
We're the laughing stock
I can't go on
I'm not a piece of wood
I want that understood
So don't pull the strings
They have no hold on me
MmmMmm

Hey, girl, I'm not a yo-yo
I know which way I want to go
This ain't a Punch and Judy show
Mmm

You knock me on the head for something
I might have said, oh no
It's like a Punch and Judy show
Mmmhmm

Creeping up on me, you go cackling on
All day long
To all the kids on the block
We're the laughing stock
I can't go on
I'm not a piece of wood
Well, I want that understood
So don't pull the strings
They have no hold on me
MmmMmm

Hey, girl, I'm not a yo-yo
I know which way I want to go
This ain't a Punch and Judy show
Mmm

You knock me on the head for something
I might have said, oh no
It's like a Punch and Judy show
(fade)

Finale (If I Could/Living Island) Lyrics

jackwildrice — Thu, 23 Sep 2010 07:33:53 CDT

Jump, and one, and two, and three
Lose to chase a busy bumble bee
Fire on the mountain, run and see
If I'm a fool
Lady, lady turn around
Lady, lady turn and touch the ground
Yankee Doodle went to town
And I'll be late for school
Oh, school

We're alive and well and living here on Living Island living every happy day
Alive and well on Living Island, living here in harmony and hope someday
We hope someday the whole world will live this way

A most amazing place
Living Island is a most amazing place (x5)

Music from H.R. Pufnstuf and the Pufnstuf Movie

jackwildrice — Thu, 23 Sep 2010 07:31:45 CDT

This is a complete song list from H.R. Pufnstuf and Pufnstuf Zaps the World, with lyrics to the songs that Jack sings in. I'm currently working on finding the lyrics to the songs from Pufnstuf Zaps the World as well as building playlists for both albums.

H. R. Pufnstuf Kellog's Album 1. H.R. Pufnstuf Theme (sung by Brookes Hunnicutt) 2. When We Woke Up This Morning 3. Mechanical Boy 4. How Lucky I Am 5. I'm So Happy to be Here (sung by Joan Gerber with Jack Wild) 6. Oranges, Smoranges (sung by Billie Hayes) 7. Pronouns 8. Ice Cold Lemonade (sung by Billie Hayes) 9. Bucket of Sunshine 10. End of the Road

H. R. Pufnstuf Kellog's Album

1. H.R. Pufnstuf Theme (sung by Brookes Hunnicutt)
2. When We Woke Up This Morning
3. Mechanical Boy
4. How Lucky I Am
5. I'm So Happy to be Here (sung by Joan Gerber with Jack Wild)
6. Oranges, Smoranges (sung by Billie Hayes)
7. Pronouns
8. Ice Cold Lemonade (sung by Billie Hayes)
9. Bucket of Sunshine
10. End of the Road

Pufnstuf Zaps the World Album 1. If I Could 2. Fire in the Castle (instrumental) 3. Living Island 4. Witchiepoo's Lament (instrumental) 5. Angel Raid (instrumental) 6. A Friend in You 7. How Lucky I Am (instrumental) 8. Pufnstuf 9. Charge (instrumental) 10. Different (sung by "Mama" Cass Eliot) 11. Zap the World 12. Leaving Living Island (instrumental) 13. Rescue Racer to the Rescue! (instrumental) 14. Finale (If I Could/Living Island)

Pufnstuf Zaps the World Album

1. If I Could
2. Fire in the Castle (instrumental)
3. Living Island
4. Witchiepoo's Lament (instrumental)
5. Angel Raid (instrumental)
6. A Friend in You
7. How Lucky I Am (instrumental)
8. Pufnstuf
9. Charge (instrumental)
10. Different (sung by "Mama" Cass Eliot)
11. Zap the World
12. Leaving Living Island (instrumental)
13. Rescue Racer to the Rescue! (instrumental)
14. Finale (If I Could/Living Island)

Oliver!

jackwildrice — Wed, 22 Sep 2010 08:33:09 CDT

This is a list of the songs from Oliver! with lyrics to the songs Jack sings in. Still need lyrics to Reviewing the Situation (Reprise).

1. Food, Glorious Food/Oliver! 2. Boy For Sale 3. Where is Love? 4. Consider Yourself 5. You've Got to Pick a Pocket or Two 6. It's a Fine Life 7. I'd Do Anything 8. Be Back Soon 9. As Long as He Needs Me 10. Reviewing the Situation 11. Oom-Pah-Pah 12. Reviewing the Situation (Reprise) 13. Finale

1. Food, Glorious Food/Oliver!
2. Boy For Sale
3. Where is Love?
4. Consider Yourself
5. You've Got to Pick a Pocket or Two
6. It's a Fine Life
7. I'd Do Anything
8. Be Back Soon
9. As Long as He Needs Me
10. Reviewing the Situation
11. Oom-Pah-Pah
12. Reviewing the Situation (Reprise)
13. Finale

Reviewing the Situation (Reprise) Lyrics

jackwildrice — Wed, 22 Sep 2010 08:31:52 CDT

FAGIN
Can somebody change? Possible
Maybe it's strange, but it's possible
For my dearest companions and treasures
Have left them behind
I'll turn a leaf over
And who can tell who can tell what I may find

(spoken) Yes, young man?
And do I have the honor of your acquaintance?
Lined?

DODGER (spoken)
Only the best. Lovely workmanship, ain't it?

FAGIN
I'm reviewing the situation

DODGER
Once the villain, you're a villain to the end

FAGIN
Your light fingers

DODGER
Your inspiration

BOTH
What a team

DODGER
Am I your partner

FAGIN
More a friend
For your talent is employable
So make your life enjoyable
A world with pockets open wide
Await your whim to grope inside

DODGER
Collections undetectable

FAGIN
We might retire respectable

DODGER
Together 'til our dying day

FAGIN
The living proof that crime can pay

BOTH
I think we'll have to think it out again! Hey!

Be Back Soon Lyrics

jackwildrice — Wed, 22 Sep 2010 08:22:02 CDT

FAGIN
Line up!

DODGER
Line up!

FAGIN
Single file!

DODGER
Single file!

FAGIN
Quick march a-left!

DODGER
Right!

FAGIN
Left!

DODGER
Right!

BOYS
HIGH! HIGH!

FAGIN
You can go but be back soon
You can go but while you're working
This place I'm pacing 'round
Until you're home safe and sound
Fare thee well but be back soon
Who can tell where danger's lurking
Do not forget this tune
Be back soon

BOYS
How could we forget
How could we let
Our dear old Fagin worry
We love him so
We'll come back home
In oh, such a great, big hurry
It's him that pays the piper
It's us that calls the tune
So long, fare thee well
Pip, pip, cheerio
We'll be back soon

FAGIN BOYS
Cherrio but be back soon We must disappear, we'll be back here
I don't know, somehow I miss you Today, perhaps, tomorrow
I love you, that's why I We'll miss you true, it's sad, but true
Say cheerio, not goodbye That parting is such sweet sorrow
Don't be gone long, be back soon And when we're in the distance
Give me one long last look, bless you You'll hear this whispered tune
Remember our old tune So long, fare thee well, pip, pip, cheerio
Be back soon We'll be back soon

You can go but be back soon
You can go but bring back plenty
Of wallets full of cash
Don't want to see any trash
Whip them quick and be back soon
Only thick ones, now, none empty
Get rich this afternoon
Be back soon

DODGER
Our pockets hold
A watch of gold
That chimes upon the hour

**CHARLIE
A wallet fat
An old man's hat

RANDOM BOY
The jewels from the tower

BOYS
We know the nosy policemen
But they don't know this tune
So long, fare thee well
Pip, pip, cheerio
We'll be back soon

FAGIN
Cheerio, but be back soon
I don't know, somehow I miss you
I love you, that's why I
Say cheerio, not goodbye
Don't be gone long be back soon
Give me one long last look, bless you
Remember our old tune
Be back soon

BOYS
And when we're in the distance
You'll hear this whispered tune
So long, fare thee well
Pip, pip, cheerio
We'll be back soon

OLIVER
So long, fare thee well
Pip, pip, cheerio
We'll be back soon

BOYS
So long, fare thee well
Pip, pip, cheerio
We'll be back soon

FAGIN BOYS
Cherrio but be back soon We must disappear, we'll be back here
I don't know, somehow I miss you Today, perhaps, tomorrow
I love you, that's why I We'll miss you true, it's sad, but true
Say cheerio, not goodbye That parting is such sweet sorrow

BOYS
And when we're in the distance
You'll hear this whispered tune

OLIVER AND DODGER
So long, fare thee well
Pip, pip, cheerio
We'll be back soon

CHARLIE BATES
Dodger! Oliver! Come on!

**There was a flaw with the script, so they ended up having two Charlies, but only one of them is known as Charlie Bates. That's why in the song, there are both Charlie and Charlie Bates.

Pufnstuf Lyrics

jackwildrice — Wed, 22 Sep 2010 08:01:17 CDT

(Spoken: You sure are a true friend, Puf)

You're a dear little dragon
You're a personal pal
When the spirits are saggin'
Who's tail is waggin' -- friendly
Who's right there with his tender love and care
Pufin
Pufin
Pufin
Pufin
Pufin

You're lovely, Pufnstuf
And we can't love you enough
Right there, when things get rough and tough
That's Pufnstuf
You're special, Pufnstuf
Never growling, never gruff
You face the foe and call the bluff
That's Pufnstuf
(Pufnstuf)

You're a dear little dragon
You're a personal pal
When the spirits are saggin'
Who's tail is waggin' -- friendly
Who's right there with his tender love and care
Pufin
Pufin
Pufin
Pufin
Pufin

You're super, Pufnstuf
Never cross or in a huff
Too good to ever love enough
That's Pufnstuf
So special, Pufnstuf
Demon with a heart of fluff
Too good to ever love enough
That's Pufnstuf
(Pufnstuf)

You're a dear little dragon
You're a personal pal
When the spirits are saggin'
Who's tail is waggin' -- friendly
Who's right there with his tender love and care
Pufin
Pufin
Pufin
Pufin
Pufnstuf

Living Island Lyrics

jackwildrice — Tue, 21 Sep 2010 17:03:18 CDT

PUFNSTUF
Living Island is a most amazing place
Islands are serene, but this one's not the case

TREE
With a hippie tree for peace and love

WATCH
A rich, rich watch with time to spare

RANDOM VOICE
A frog that runs a record hop

ALL
A dragon for a mayor, our mayor
We're alive and well and living here on Living Island living every happy day
Alive and well on Living Island, living here in harmony and hope someday
We hope someday the whole world will live this way

GROUNDHOG
We're a host of friends to host a friendly land

PUFNSTUF
As elected mayor on my electoral land

FLOWER
A shy wall flower with love and all
(La la la la la la)

RANDOM VOICE
A blinkin' owl who hoots a lot
Who has a house that has a cold

ALL
A most amazing place
We're alive and well and living here on Living Island living every happy day
Alive and well on Living Island, living here in harmony and hope someday
We hope someday the whole world will live this way

BIRD
Baby, I'm alive and living just for you

JIMMY
Doodle-i-doo-doo

BIRD
Livin' just to love you, baby, just for you

JIMMY
Doodle-i-doo-doo

BIRD
Just for you

JIMMY
Doodle-i-doo-doo

BIRD
Just for you

JIMMY
Doodle-i-doo-doo

BIRD
Just for you

JIMMY
Doodle-i-doo-doo

ALL
Just for you

JIMMY
Living Island is a living welcome mat
If it's kindness that you seek, here's where it's at
With **Pufnstuf and all his friends
Alive and giving living love
The love on which your heart depends

ALL
And we've been dreaming of
We're alive and well and living here on Living Island living every happy day
Alive and well on Living Island, living here in harmony and hope someday
We hope someday the whole world will live this way

A most amazing place
Living Island is a most amazing place (x11)

**pronounced "Puff and Stuff" by Jack Wild :)